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"Glory? Oh, I thought you said gory!"

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by David Oldster

Hey guys, welcome, welcome. Yeah, you can come inside in a sec...whoa, Billy, hold your horses. I almost dropped this.

What is this, you ask? A tea towel, ha, ha, John, never a dull moment. But under the tea towel...voila!

That's right. It is what you think. Glory to Rome, Black Box Edition.

Yes, Karl, it has cards inside. No, I didn't Kickstart it. Let's just say Rob at "Trolls and Tundra" has got some great connections.

What? You Kickstarted it, Louie? You still don't have it? Wow, that's too bad. But it won't stop you playing tonight, will it? Come on, let's go inside and start playing!

Louie, where are you going? But Billy brought snacks.

You want to go full out? Pizza, wings, beer, the works? Hey, that's great! Let me...what? Well, that's awful generous, Louie, isn't it, guys? I'll go with...ok, ok, we'll just play a quick game of something while we wait.

Glory to Rome! Woo! So excited!

[45 minutes later]

Yeah, yeah, your second skull got me. Yeah, you're the king of bikers. Let me get the door, your majesty.

Louie! Holy cow! That is a ton of food there! Let me help carry some in! Smells good!

Hey guys, already in the kitchen, huh? No, don't help or anything. Louie and I have got this.

Wow, pizza, Buffalo wings with blue cheese dip, fries, pulled pork sandwiches! Louie! This is nuts! Pulled pork? Oh hey guys. Yeah, just dig in, that's right.

Francello's makes the best buffalo wings in town, am I right?? Beer and wings, and...who is that?

Louie, what are you doing?? Stop saying "Glory to Rome!" and shuffling the deck! You're getting Buffalo sauce and blue cheese over everything! Goddamit! It's not a deck now, it's a blob of cardboard!

Come back here! No, talk to me! Saying "Glory to Kickstarter" is not talking to me. Louie, damn it...

Guys, get some paper towels and pour some club soda in a bowl. It is NOT hopeless, Karl. Everybody start wiping.

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